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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

To be fair, the same part of the bible also condemns men for having sex but if you're an undisciplined rape-monkey, stick to your one wife, and only when you can't stand it anymore.

Also ABSOLUTELY NO KIDS because the end of days is this week (probably) and it's not fair to them.

And yes, many early Christians castrated themselves to show God they meant business about being faithful. No rape-monkey business for them.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 17 hours ago

Stupid fucking Bible beating boomer didn't even read what you said...or cared.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 68 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This how they think woman walks

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Where they think women walk to

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I too wish I could afford a large enough kitchen for two ovens.

That's how you know you've made it

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Two ovens, but then only seating for four ... a bit mismatched if you ask me.

And two of the chairs don't even match the two.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Inshallah, may her cervix remain clean and unviolated by heretical penises

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 78 points 1 day ago

heretical penises

Band name?

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If more women opened a Bible instead of their legs

That's why your a good woman

(bold added for emphasis)

This guy needs to open a dictionary.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Neither of them seem to know about a large part of the internet that's into the pee stuff.

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

Very next post in my feed lol (not nsfw)

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 27 points 23 hours ago

It's for the best, let em live in peace