Last night I dreamed that I was in a Mortal Kombat fight, and my character was Lucifer (Peter Stormare from Constantine) with a goofy laughing expression on his face and he could shoot purple lasers out his eyes. (Edit hold on i have to generate this i don't know you didn't ask but HERE)
I'm sorry about your sad dreams though
buddy christ wasn't fucking adorable though? I didn't want to pre-order buddy christ???
I'm trying to understand your conclusion, it feels like you have contempt for humanity because of their inability to tell when a conflict is resolved?
I wish we fucking lived longer so the people who doomed our planet would be alive when it starts burning. I hate that their selfishness will go completely unpunished, and that they get to die happy and comfortable in their beds after sentencing billions to death.
Please fuck me
Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes
August of '69. The first Woodstock.
She left the lens cap on
Every member of my lineage: "I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me" before doing exactly that.
Me: "I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me" fucking aced it
What's a challenge you solved that you were really proud of?
i just squirted so hard grumblebunny pls say acab i'll literally die