mayo_cider

joined 4 years ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Best 5G reception on the block

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks, from now on I'm just going to lie

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I unfortunately don't have any sources, but a few years ago I read or watched a video about an interview with a paleontologist who was asked about their opinion of the first sign of civilization

Their answer was "a fossil of a skeleton with a broken and healed leg"

Every other animal dies with a broken leg in nature, the only way to survive is with the support of others

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Why does the paperwork suddenly claim the patient is 600 years old shape shifting dragon?

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Neural networks are great for pattern recognition, unfortunately all the hype is in pattern generation and we end up with mammograms in anime style

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I refuse to use camera in meetings

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't believe in geometry

I'm 6'5

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Knowing weasels at least one of those has taken down a moose

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net -1 points 3 months ago

It's not about left or right, it's about socialism or liberalism

If calling yourself a leftist makes you feel better, feel free to do so, but don't get angry when people call out your actual position

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

One of his better takes

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, thankfully the modern ones are usually pretty easy to clean, I remember searching through configs for variations of the fake search engine

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