The 4th law of robotics is you must make the eyes turn red when they become evil.
I want a comic about a friendly android who finds humor in spooking humans with red eyes (and other things).
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
"Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can
for the good
Of all of us
Except the ones who are dead!
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'Til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
🎶🎵And we make a neat gun 🎵🎶
For the people who are still alive!
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece
into a fire
As they burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
Panel 3 was pulled off so well, I actually felt a bit warm and fuzzy before panel 4.
You should be feeling somewhat warmer in panel 4. If not, please step closer to the robot
Curiosity is what causes us to do things in the last panel tho
Murdering scientists?
Wait... You're not supposed to do that?
When the "scientist" is giving you a prostate exam with both hands on your shoulders, I think it's justified.
Nono, that's a "Priest". Image him a bit like a scientist, but opposite.
"The experiment was successful"
I unfortunately don't have any sources, but a few years ago I read or watched a video about an interview with a paleontologist who was asked about their opinion of the first sign of civilization
Their answer was "a fossil of a skeleton with a broken and healed leg"
Every other animal dies with a broken leg in nature, the only way to survive is with the support of others
Wait so he started with the guy behind the window glass and moved on to the butterfly??
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