Becky. Lemme smash. U want sum blu?

Definitely up for an Ignoble Award

The prior year I was living at 225 Rector Place, and on the day I was working at the top of One Canada Square, which was then Europe's tallest office building. It was a nervous day.

The Onion's 9/11 coverage was incredible to behold. "Hijackers surprised to find themselves in Hell" was just brilliant.

"At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked. "

😐🤣

Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me.

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L O R G E

I hear he still sleeps with a katana under the bed.

Another Big Ed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpH1Zn3hPuI
And one more Big (H)ead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1QPXyebhiY

You need to work on your jerk off game, those are rookie numbers.

I remember when I turned up to a new C# role, when all the interviews had been about C#, but the system was all VB.Net. Fckmylife.