Years ago, a coworker greeted me with "Happy 420!"

• Me: "Oh, I didn't know you celebrated Hitler's birthday."
• Him: "What?”
• Me: "April 20th was Hitler's birthday."
• Him: long pause and blank stare "I DIDN'T KNOW HITLER WAS A STONER DURHURHUR!"
• And then I got a new job.

I find the word 2nd class citizen distasteful, but agree with a lot of it. You mostly had me at abolish NFA and GCA

No Gods or Kings, only Man.

Shhhh I wanna hear the crazies

If they didn't put your name in all caps or something, you're good to go. Just walk up to the judge and explain during court. Ignore the bailiff, he won't tackle you.

In all likelihood, I probably will...

Holy shit that ui is poison on mobile

For Whom the Bell Tolls
"~~Ni**as~~ fight on the hill in the early day..." == Make his

In a final act of defiance, the wasp robbed you of what you wanted most: the certain knowledge of its demise and the peace that comes with it When I am dying, I too will crawl away to my presumable death, never to be seen again. My enemies will spend the rest of their pitiful lives will be spent glancing over their shoulders and checking corners. Waiting for what will never come. They will never know a moment of true peace. The wasp can teach us a great deal about hate. Hate that is truly real and everlasting. All hail the wasp.

Great idea. Dry soils, which are basically pulverized rock, are typically trafficked in on the soles of shoes. When it works its way into individual carpet tufts and then trafficed again, it causes a majority of the discoloration we regard as "wear". Have a dedicated pair of house shoes or slippers. Buy several sizes of machine washable ones for house guests. And vacuum several times a week. I once had a customer whose wife was limited to a wheelchair, which are typically very hard on carpets and leave dirty traffic patterns in the path of the wheels. Their carpets were in good condition. Their secret? "Outside" wheelchair that stayed in the trunk of the car.

Did this professionally for a while. Carpet cleaners would largely go out of business overnight if everyone took their shoes off. Filthy animals.

I'll miss LG. My Fuzic II had a headphone jack, full QWERTY keyboard, FM transmitter...