jonkenator

joined 1 year ago
[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does anybody know what game that is? It looks cool.

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

“I know that, that doesn't matter, I know you Mr. Rainey, that's what matters. You stole my story.”

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Musicmatch! I thought I was the only one!

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Dr Bronner, is this your truck?

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

“but there’s no there, there”

I like this phrase.

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Cut them? What does that man?

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

DENVER (KDVR) — Colorado Democrats announced a new bill Wednesday that would eliminate parking minimums statewide.

House Bill 24-1304 would prohibit municipalities or counties from creating or enforcing minimum parking requirements for residential or commercial properties.

This would make housing more affordable and reduce traffic congestion, according to a release.

“There are eight parking spaces for every vehicle on the road, and most municipalities require up to three parking spaces per unit, which can add millions to the cost of building new multifamily housing,” Rep. Steve Woodrow said in the release.

Eliminating parking minimums would also reduce greenhouse gas pollution in the state by lowering the number of vehicle miles traveled, according to Colorado Democrats.

“The transportation sector is the largest source of greenhouse gas pollution in Colorado, with cars contributing nearly 60% of the sector’s greenhouse gas emissions,” the release said.

There are no uniform parking minimums for the state, and every municipality or county has its own. Denver, for example, has many different parking requirements outlined in its zoning code.

The bill would not impact parking spaces required as part of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

The bill would go into effect on Jan. 1, 2025.

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Exactly. Way longer...

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is the way. December is always my spendiest month and cash back from the previous year nearly always makes up for the difference.

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Why not both? More housing and more parks. Win win.

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's a compromise I'm willing to make. Valid critique though.

 

In no way did my brain consider this to not be satire...

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