[-] jafo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Apparently: Them playing our local city square, doing a terrible performance, acting like prima donnas, and then after inviting people to come see them at the merch booth after the show, then never showing up.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

"The Grand Canyon is hundreds of years old." "I'm pretty sure it's millions of years old." ...later... "I looked it up, it is hundreds of millions of years old. So we're both right." - King of the Hill

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

TBF, that's how I robbed Chase Bank last week.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

It's the lead that makes it slightly sweet.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Naw dog. Nursing school is way more high stakes. You can get kicked out of the program for very little, it's very high stakes. There are exams that you have to get 100% on or you're out of the program. Iirc, you can get kicked out of the program for not being 15 minutes early too many times. Not for being late, for not being early. At least we compensate them with mediocre pay and shitty hours and horrible bosses upon graduation...

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Don't forget how the patient's family treats nurses.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of that subtle joke that I love but nobody else ever seems to get: Well, I defended my thesis in comparative literature, but it seems like he's got a pretty healthy pulse to me...

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I've been using it on Ubuntu 22.04 for almost 2 years. It started off rocky, with frequent restarts needed, maybe every week or two. It's been pretty solid, though I did give up on using it for screen sharing and captures, which is unfortunate timing in today's WFH world.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I live near Main Street USA, but not in Florida or Missouri.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

"thumbscrew" is the search term you are looking for. 6-32 sounds right. https://a.co/d/9AvShgu

[-] jafo@lemmy.world -2 points 7 months ago

I've watched it on YouTube, it's pretty good. It starts "this is an impersonation of George Carlin". Wonder if a court ruling would prevent human impersonation.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Because it's too hard to crumple a sheet of paper into a cube.

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