elliot_crane

joined 1 year ago
[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Hey christofash men, if everybody is entitled to their own personal and private relationship with god, and you should love god as he loves you, it’s totally legal for your wife to think about god’s massive peener while you’re having sex strictly for the purposes of procreation. Just noodle on that for a bit.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

There are sitting politicians today, probably including Harris and absolutely including Biden, who campaigned to ban video games…

Doubtful that Harris would have ever said anything about banning video games, but happy to be proven wrong here. She’s the same age as Walz and became an elected official an entire decade after the 1993-94 Senate hearings, and also would have been in her late teens/early twenties during the tail end of the arcade era and the rise of home consoles like the NES. I really doubt Harris has a closed minded view on video games “corrupting the youth” or whatever..

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There was this great meme going around years ago when the truck was announced that had a crayon drawing of it and “by Elon” written shakily in big letters like a child would use. I’ll see if I can find a link.

Edit: it’s on the shitty website we all left, but: https://old.reddit.com/r/Autos/comments/e0m4sg/the_original_concept_for_cybertruck_was_a_drawing/

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Using a Lindsey Graham quote would be cheating..

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

One of my favorite geography facts, there are no fewer than three villages named “Shit” in Iran.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Same. It’s not even a sexual thing, I just have a shy bladder and physically cannot make myself go if I can feel someone else’s presence nearby, even if it’s not a stranger.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Uhh.. could someone remind me of the symptoms of a stroke?

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If someone gave him a MAGA version of the Hamburglar hat he’d 100% wear it and think the internet was laughing with him, not at him.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Same boat here. I bought mine back when Elon was just “juvenile weirdo who makes dick jokes and smoked weed with Joe Rogan”. Best car I’ve ever owned hands down, no intention to buy anything Elon is selling ever again.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well the only time I ever messed with jiggle physics was to animate a bunch of jello cubes falling from the ceiling, so yeah I’d say that’s pretty different than boobs.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Couldn’t tell you personally. I just do 3D modeling as a hobby but some folks I know from the hobby space do commission work, and apparently jiggle physics on anime boobs is a commonly requested feature.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Some of them have a certain.. element that makes them different. That element is usually jiggle physics on the 3D model…

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