Kubuntu and everything is good too but I don't know what to do with it.

It's like when people say "no offense but" and then continue with something offensive. Just because you say no offense, it doesn't make it not offensive.

Your pupils get massive when you're on LSD, so I wouldn't be surprised if they're able to let in more light to let you see better.

That's a lot of assumptions to not even answer OPs question.

Why not make the fine 100%?

I mean, by definition a water balloon is filled with water.

You just gotta slam your hand in just the right place.

I mean the article was written 8 years ago, so maybe they weren't as common?

I'm not saying I disagree, but I had a different experience.

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