[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Get a room you two...

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Indian here. You should know the holiness of a place here is proportional to the amounth of filth around it /s. And dont visit Ganges plains. South is fine and so is Himalaya and north east. Avoid the cow belt.

Modi likes to pose macho especially when his followers like it. A bit of like Elon Musk if you ask me. He never said a thing about Chinese trangession in North East where we lost land. But he found soft targets in Canadians.

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

For a while, I thought there was typo in Rustian .

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

“I’m kind of surprised I’m the only person on earth who gives a shit about it,” Briars continued. “I’d have thought there would be more people following the press releases closely and then not using Haskell. But they all just skip the press releases and go straight to the not using it part.”

I know right!

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

This should be told to all seagulls... Is he also a Florida man?

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

No fucks given (NFG) is antidote to BDE.. Wannt to know more, watch Solar Opposite.

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

As long as they use letter for months, like Jul 09, 2013 its fine. Otherwise prefer a sorted timescale version. Either slow changing to fast changing yyyy mm dd or fast to slow dd mm yyyy.

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

love its shoes.

[-] dilawar@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

An underwear with hollow threads. With an option to pass liquid CO2 through them. Totally fucking chilling underpants.

Programming will be fun in hot weather. Very few people understand the thermodynamic of chair fusion and underwear fabric.

And running half marathon would also be nice in them.

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because a website told it that its not strong enough.

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