[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

When I was roughly 10 years old I watched my next door neighbors' parents' home made hardcore sex tape. She had found it while snooping in her dads closet. So yeah, little old me (boy) and closest friend (girl) sitting on her parents bed watching a very graphic homemade porn.

Definitely shaped my sexual development...

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Ive never rexperienced anything like it. It happens extremely fast. Dr injected into the IV and instantaneously every muscle in my body contracted (at least that's what it felt like), I lost my vision temporarily although my eyes were still open. Similarly I couldn't hear anything either. I was filled with an extreme feeling of...rushing...adrenaline... Really hard to describe. I felt my heart give one last big THUMP and then stop.

And suddenly, my heart started again. My vision and hearing restored, I was back in the ER surrounded by Dr and nurses and techs. Breathing hard, somewhat confused and experiencing a little twinge in my back from the contractions.

The whole experience took maybe 3-4 seconds. It felt like minutes.

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Have gotten a dose of this before in the ER. Absolutely do not recommend!!

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks for replying. I was surprised just to see someone still had a player. I also recorded all my own discs since commercial releases weren't really available here in the USA. Sadly my player hasong since disappeared.

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

To hell with the nice pen! Tell me about your mini disc player and disc library!

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

This would appear to be my wife's strategy as well.

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Pretty much anything by Birthday Massacre.

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Mine is activated by blinking hard.

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

I've attempted to quicksave a couple of times before parallel parking my truck.

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

sigh...pussy

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

The Witch Creek Fires in San Diego in 2007. I didn't receive the reverse 911 call and ended up fleeing my building after it was already on fire.

[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Just listened to "You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin' Lamp". That shit is unhinged.

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