And I’m sure they are all really well informed and written with experts in the field… 🫠

The rush to make batteries way outpaces the diamond industry and we all know how diamond mining turned out …

Wow. Do you live in a bank vault? That’s a serious door!

Maybe just a spare key in a hidden lockbox outside?

You could also look at these.

https://candyhouse.co

With the WiFi add on it’s HA compatible.

At least we will all look fab as the earth burns.

And we are all going to help them pay for it when it goes wrong.

“I’m doing my research to see if FEMA can help,” she said, referring to the Federal Emergency Management Agency, which can assist homeowners whose properties have been damaged by a federally declared disaster (her house flooded during Sandy under different owners). “But if not, I’m going to get a loan,” she said.”

Spoilers: cause it’s all they can afford

“Stacey-Ann Meikle, who owns a home in Canarsie, Brooklyn, is not in an official high-risk flood zone, so she does not have flood insurance. As a single mother on a dental hygienist’s salary, she cannot afford it anyway, she said.”

It’s so hard to let them go but loving someone means letting them leave you their way, in their time, even if it hurts you. And every good day you had together is yours to cherish forever ❤️

There’s definitely a mental illness or two in there somewhere.

Both take up too much space on the desk

Not if we put orange cones on all their hoods.

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The TSA has attempted to roll out more facial recognition in airports but has so far been blocked from doing so. Clear is stepping in to gather all that biometric data for them, in addition to the fingerprints and Iris scans they already have, and provid it to TSA directly while making a profit on the side from doing so. 

“In the near future, Clear's new facial recognition system will electronically transmit members' digital identities to TSA's second-generation Credential Authentication Technology (CAT-2) scanners, Clear says.”

https://www.cntraveler.com/story/clear-at-airport-facial-recognition

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They have not received any OSHA fines, but that’s because they haven’t submitted injury data to OSHA since 2016. But now employees are starting to self-report.

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Electric Objects EO1 - Zombie Mode (seattlelunarsociety.org)

I really love this Kickstarter digital photo/art frame and even though the company shut down this week, I have kept mine alive and made it work really well, better in some ways than it did before.

Here's the post on keeping the EO1 alive in zombie mode. I hope it helps someone else not throw away this cool device! https://z32guru.com/tech-projects/electric-objects-eo1-zombie-mode

I also started/hosted a community for fellow EO1 hackers to help share knowledge on how the device works. https://seattlelunarsociety.org/c/electricobjectseo1

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Bob.

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Algebros

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That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

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Gummy Bears and longer jokes (seattlelunarsociety.org)

If you have a longer joke that doesn't fit the format but is still a clean joke, happy to have those here: https://seattlelunarsociety.org/c/momjokes Not trying to advertise, just wanted to help people find a place to land in the Fediverse, and doing my part to host some of it.

Here's that dad joke I promised:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

spoilerA gummy bear

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What do you call kids born in a bordello?

Brothel sprouts

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peek–a-boo accident (seattlelunarsociety.org)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident?

spoilerTo the ICU.

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A few hours ago I dropped a piece of ice

It slid under the refrigerator. I was really upset at first but now it's water under the fridge.

(Posted on Reddit years ago by u/drewigi, I just liked it)

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I just found out Canada isn’t real (seattlelunarsociety.org)

I just found out Canada isn’t real

Turns out it was all just mapleleaf

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Babies are born with 4 kidneys. (seattlelunarsociety.org)

Babies are born with 4 kidneys.

When they grow up, 2 of them turn into adult knees.

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