They can replicated everything but latinum.

It's not illegal to try to prevent you from discussing wages. It is illegal to punish or retaliate against you for doing so. HR doesn't care.

This is why I only buy cell phones that have BNC connectors.

Fuck him and fuck you.

Indigenous People's Day. Fuck that other guy.

In your new Wells Fargo Lifepod(tm)! 160 sqft of essential living. Conviently stackable. Durable metal construction. Only $3900/mo!

A 24 pack of toilet paper was your buy it for life item?

Please wear sunscreen. While black people are less likely to get skin cancer they are much more likely to die from it if they do get it. Love, your ginger cousin.

Most American natives devolped their societies without much need for the wheel in a similar way that most European's societies devoloped without much need for kayaks or river travel.

Twitter's going save money by hosting their website on Geocities. The new plan only comes with 250mb of storage and that dancing baby gif is like 3mb easy. Gotta clean up somewhere.

Ent season 1: ehh, I guess I'll keep watching

Ent season 2: well, that was better than s1

Ent season 3: man, that was really good

Ent season 4: oh boy, I can't wait for season 5

Ent finale: No. Try again.

I've been using Mint Mate for a few years now. My travel laptop is this little Acer with a Celeron, 2gb ram and 32gb on board SSD that I got for free. It runs smoother and faster than the new i5 powered Windows 11 computers I've used. I swear you can run that shit on a PC powered by a graham cracker.