Sounds like an easy claim that they didn't deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here "next Saturday" could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I'm being dramatic for effect).

"Yeet" (because, you know, it's a throw pillow)

I have, for a long time, used the phrase "speaking of segues" to change the subject in a conversation.

Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.

Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?

No straws In Minecraft

Instructions unclear...

09, 108, 1107, 11106, 111105

Vacula. Because he sucks your... dust.

You know what they say, "I before V, except after C". (Or something like that.)

If they expect you to commute to the office every day, then you clock in when you leave your house, and clock out when you get home (assuming you're not stopping between to do personal errands).