Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

All that money and they couldn't be bothered to pay their IT dept.

One of the reasons I smoke marijuana is so that my dreams chill out. When I'm not smoking I can wake up still feeling tired because my dreams were too intense.

Sabba sabba sabba sabba. Sounds like Spanish to me!

My weed dealer uses insta so I have an account

Windows updates

I can't remember my first game but we had a 2600. I think Crystalis was the first NES game that really blew my mind.

I bet that doesn't stop it lol

Me after 2 hours in the office

Captains log stardate 2023.8

I hate Wesley Crusher.

I impersonate Picard and trash talk Wesley all the time to my wife.

Well then, good news! It's a suppository.