[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"I'll get off Facebook now!", he said

and though he really tried

Those Russian bots still hacked his shit

...and Timmy fucking died.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

I usually use a wormhole to jump 10 days ahead, but it only appears if I align candles in the shape of a dickbutt.

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[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 month ago

When I served on a jury, the judge had us leave the courtroom multiple times. Once the trial was over, the judge told us what was being discussed when we left the room, and the reason the information had been excluded from testimony during the trial.

Had the DA tried to introduce this information while the jury was in the room it probably would have made it more difficult for us to come to the same verdict. I imagine that if the DA tried to do this often enough, it could lead to a mistrial and possible disciplinary action.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Max has always been in the library.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

THE UNIVERSE

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I've purchased over the years.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

A local Italian place has a hot turkey sub with Swiss & banana peppers that comes with a side of fries. It has fresh tomatoes & lettuce and is soaked in extra virgin olive oil. It's so fuckin' good.

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After seeing that my wireless speeds were much faster than the speeds I was getting over Ethernet, I decided to invest in some new cables. I didn't know it before, but I saw while I was changing them out that my current cables were Cat 5e. While putting my network together, I had just been grabbing whatever cables I could find in my scrap drawers. Now I have Cat 8 cables and my speeds jumped from 7MB/s to an average of over 40MB/s. It's a much bigger improvement than I expected, especially for such a small investment.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

It doesn't even suck that bad. Last time I had to unlock mine, I saw that the previous unlocking had been two years earlier. Each time I have to do it, I set an end date and it automatically relocks. Whole process takes maybe 10 minutes for the big 3 credit bureaus.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Is that a paint job, or did he just have his car dipped in a vat of Sunny Delight?

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I was wrong. It wasn't the forgotten password link. It was one of those sites that sent a login link instead asking for a password when you put in your username. That changed once I set up 2FA.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

*A statistically irrelevant number of people...

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