altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago

Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

Its solves a Google problem....how can it get more of your money?

Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

Wow! Very nice going TimApple!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Yes! The all new Nabisco BPA coated BPS tainted leaded chocolate treats! Totally safe!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Yup. My current one is dying and I'm using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don't care how badly they try to waste my battery, I'm not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I'm prepared to not use a phone until there's a reasonably priced Linux phone.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

You wouldn't download a car...

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is there away to fake all the data they try to collect?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Hey, no farms, no food!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Clippie: it appears that your trying to something or another blah blah blah jackidy shmackidy.

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