Pakistani guy who loves his spicy food. I keep a bottle of crushed red peppers in the break room at work for when the boss orders pizza for the office.

20 year old me would see that as an opportunity for an epic Harold & Kumar inspired road trip.

Not a Christian, but nothing beats working out to "Light of Christmas" by Owl Cities.

They just recreated NYC dollar slice pizzeria.

Not sure why Nissan needs my sexual activity data but I can maliciously comply and make them regret asking for it.

Cursed Monkey Paw:

Wish Granted. You get regular firmware updates, just like HP printers do.

Babe, the latest AI torture test just dropped.

Every attempt to fix this is met with boomers screaming about ruining the unique character of the neighborhood.

I will make this my first ever Lemmy post:

Overall, this definitely feels like a promising alternative with some growing pains. The bigger communities are decently active but the decentralized nature of Lemmy carries the risk of some communities becoming too fragmented where communities are duplicated in different instances. As some other users have suggested, This could be remedied by creating "Super communities" spanning the Fediverse which could help with growing to a scale large enough to rival Reddit and incentivise even more Redditors to make the switch.