Mallet. Or at least according to my CRNA father, but he could have been pulling my leg.
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Anon is already a beta by buying her a drink. She should be buying him the drink.
Nope, there absolutely is a limit to how much lidocaine they can give. It can put you in a coma or depress your CNS to the point you stop breathing or even stop your heart.
I've heard that there are lots of ways to help you take an infinitely long nap.
Don't underestimate green bronies.
Pull it off the wall, you mean. That masking tape ain't holding crap.
Gravity and Inertia are harsh mistresses.
Fuck. Yes. My mother came from Pennsylvania Dutch stock and those were something we had every year. Now my whole family loves them.
Having made this sort of move several times in my youth with my parents, and a couple times as an adult, stick to the interstate as the others have said. Don't worry about the mountains unless you're doing it in winter, the moving van will be able to handle it if it has been properly maintained. 99% of the gas stations next to the interstate will be able to accommodate your situation, as well. If you can, break it into 3 days of driving 6 hours or so. Figure each stop will be about 30 minutes long with any food stops being up to an hour.
They used that part of the 13th that said "Well, except prisoners, those can be slaves." Local law enforcement rounded up former slaves on trumped up charges and leased them back to the same plantation owners they were freed from. Only now if they escaped they were "escaped criminals" and they could count on even northern law enforcement returning them. The US is still a pro-slavery country and will be as long as that part of the 13th amendment stands.