Vladkar

joined 1 year ago
[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can put down a book or turn off a movie, but you can't escape the news. It's on every TV, gas station kiosk, and Windows search bar in the country.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This also applies to Warhammer dwarfs. Truly the dwarfiest of dwarfs.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

"Forced to deny he is not" == "Forced to admit he is"

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This isn't a LinkedIn lunatic. This is about as sane as one can behave on LinkedIn without deleting it.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seriously, I went to Kohl's yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.

I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn't have legs anyway.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Turkey? Dude, his name's Laserbeak.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago

You and your lizard are awesome. He looks like a little alien—I'm glad E.T. found home.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 143 points 2 months ago (2 children)

During COVID, I went a bit mad and got really into collecting Transformers action figures. I'm still not entirely sure why. One day I just bought one on a whim, and before I knew it my closet was full of unopened, mint condition toy robots.

Anyway, Christmas rolls around and I see a flyer for a local toy drive. A sudden compulsion hit me, so I loaded up my entire stash and donated the lot. Just like that, the spell was broken. Not even Soundwave was spared.

To this day, nobody in my life knows that I spent thousands of dollars on plastic crack, only to foist my addiction on some poor, unsuspecting kids. I like to imagine the War for Cybertron rages on in their hearts.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Will the real SLLM Shady please stand up?

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: While shooting this scene, Peter Jackson wanted Sir Christopher Lee to scream. However, Lee corrected Jackson: "Have you any idea what kind of noise happens when somebody's snuck up on by a tree? Because I do."

The Shakespeare veteran then proceeded to give an in-depth summary of the Battle of Dunsinane.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Because the youth group was serving it with free donuts—it's pretty much the reason I went. To be fair, they were really nice; it was just a bizarre experience. I didn't realize you could just inherit a church and declare yourself a pastor without any formal training.

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