Quality reference!

His friends called him Magnum.

What the hell is "pet rent"?

Pretty low chance of you knowing good recipes for this if you don't already know what it is, though? The question is probably for people who are knowledgeable or have experience with it.

Cut cucumber in thin slices and put in a bowl. Mix the following: 2 tablespoons of water 2 tablespoons of vinegar (preferably apple cider) 1 tablespoon of sugar 0.5 teaspoon of salt 0.25 teaspoon of pepper

Pour it over the cucumber slices and leave it alone for 10-15 minutes.

You're probably right in theory, but if you think making 100 random people accomplish that in 5 minutes is realistic, you're delusional.

How else would they know that you've paid for it?

Proctologist?

"Would you like some cookies with your coffee?"

George Takei??

Fox News is planning on going the History Channel route, eh? Not surprising, I guess, since they won't have much material left when DJT is gone.

A fire? At a Sea Parks??