TaleOfSam

Y'all should check out the Pendleton OR, chimpanzee attack!

I'd say!

If you ever get 4,585 miles (7378.84 km) to the east, you should check out their sister city, Dull, Scotland!

I got got on this one, holy shit

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

Is she, you know, a Celeste, SpR any %, PB 42:56 ?

(Don’t @ me I’ve never played a vibyo gam)

Life's wild, my friend

[ Children's screams have been removed ]

Haha I love fixing things no not that one

It's always been MSG! Adds a little extra to everything!

Top tier; excellent swerve. Brava

My-My neck is freakishly large-