SuperEars

Mackerel

Fun fact! The official name for that holiday is Washington's Birthday.

I don't know the story behind its label of President's Day but on the federal reserve's website it shows:
"Washington's Birthday (President's Day)"

(sideways)

Could be:

-the victim of racism
-a terminal narcissist
-very neurodivergent and not picking up social cues obvious to most
-sociopathically omitting context like "btw I was caught with albums of pictures of neighborhood kids"
-having been falsely accused of the previous one, but then failing to recognize that as an explanation

Any cat lover who hasn't seen George Carlin talk about cats should do themselves a favor and look it up. YouTube link

So… they’re going to make us all billionaires?

YES. THEY WILL. You will not have a billion dollars, but they will make you a billionaire!

Yeah! Like, singing your favorites to the dog but changing the words to be about their floppy ears or their Frito paws.

He spun that house around 180 degrees, I'd be eepy too.

Upvote for a quality zoo exhibit

I was thinking the OC could've (should've) started some shit by putting them in order by distance from the sun as they are now, except for putting Saturn before Mercury. And then enjoy the hand wringing.

Dad buying their underage wife and her friend sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

Ham and pork