Fillory in the magicians trilogy by Lev Grossman is fantastic.

He is, funnily enough. Fascism = Nazism.

Schwarzenegger is one.

No worries. You can "effect" a change (e.g. induce), like a verb. But whatever is on the receiving end of the change is "affected" by it, like in passive voice.

affects

Not in any way shape or form defending the treatment of women over there. Heck, I'm gay. But boners are completely involuntary?

Learn some anatomy, this is straight out of r/BadMensAnatomy

affect

Just make sure you don't accidentally turn it into an MPREJ.

Yeah, that would work I guess.

That dog is shitting all over the sofa soon.