SpaghettiYeti

Or Latvian piragi

Yeah but at this point, I don't know a single person or family paying higher mortgage costs than the average rent in an area, across multiple northern and southern states.

Goodwill

See, those are essentially the raw goods now. Finished goods are entertainment and the internet.

You can pay services to post about your article on hundreds to thousands of legit sites for just a few hundred dollars. Never believe the hype.

Opening bananas.

Watch a nature documentary showing me a monkey knew better.

All aboard

Interesting.

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If it bothers you, you can adjust settings to where it doesn't really add any difficulty to the game.