[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

what am I supposed to wear outside when it's 23 degrees?

Shorts, T-shirt and flip-flops, or

Short sleeve shirt (Hawaii style), linen trousers, moccasins.

Something along those lines would be good at 23^o^ C.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

The Guinness Book of World Records is in the Guinness Book of World Records itself, for being the book most stolen from libraries.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Or Bielefeld . . . Oh, wait.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

I know it's only a joke, and I hate to be that guy, but,

It's either over or out.

Either you are telling the other person they can now send (over), or you are signing off and will not be monitoring this frequency (out).

Thanks Hollywood for skewing that for us.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

slam the breaks more

Not to mention the brakes too.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I wouldn't suggest GIMP to anybody: Photopea. It is very similar to Photoshop and is a webapp.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Aside from pirating, if you got Windows with a new pc/laptop, then you paid for Windows in the price of the device.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two.

I‘ll wait.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two

I‘ll wait.

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Further adds to something to something.

'Trump is a twat. Further, Vance is too'.

Farther is a greater distance: Glasgow is farther away from Dover than London'.

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