Thank Mr. Skeltal for good bones and calcium

Yes. You can also just dunk the kitten in the fleas.

When you finally get the platinum trophy on Witcher 3

Your CLT is huge. And delicious looking.

Switched from DDG to SearX, and changed upstream DNS provider from Google to Quad9. Not much, but every little bit helps.

No blankets or pillows on the mattress

Those fingers just keep going huh

Also Sean Bean: dies

If you think “goulash” is bad, try calling it slumgullion!

Why is there a picture of a scrotum? It’s not even 7am and I’m already all hot and bothered.

Because this is what you push out after not pooping for 3 days.