Why so down voted?

I don't believe thay anybody will not enjoy this food, so buy now.

Potato.

I can look at my phone when in an awkward conversation, to appear busy/distracted

Depending on how bad it is, I'd definitely try to pull something like this. Its blunt and funny enough to be a way to start conversation again. It's not really about the money, it's a means to engage. Your character and delivery are key, so it's not a formal attempt, more of a playful attempt.

I hope it helped!

Next step. build her a fort in the living room. Tell her it's just for her, but she may also invite you in to her fort. Give her Fort space, and she may give you Fort company

Dip your finger I'm pvc glue, letcit dry, peel it off. Repeat.

Or find an activity to distract. Don't sit on the sofa and watch TV (if that's where you pick), keep busy with other things.

Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It'll blow flour all through the car and they'll never get it out.

If you were observing as a third person watching in the slowest of slow motion, would the light from the headlights creep forward illuminating the void infront only slightly faster than the speed of which the vehicle is travelling?

Edit: assuming the vehicle is going factional slower than the speed of light.

Strippers vs zombies

I like frozen peas

When my fiancée goes to work, she leaves at 6am. I'm usually asleep still so she wakes me for a kiss goodbye. I reply with sleepily with "drive safe, I love you". If I'm to sleepy to say drive safe I worry 'what if today she is in an accident, and I didn't say it'. So I bought her a key tag thing that says it, so I know ive got myself covered incase I'm too sleepy