[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago

Good, widows and orphans over there in Gaza killing protesters, launching missiles, blowing up walkie-talkies and pagers. Not the Israeli government no sir, they are just defending themselves from the killers, these widows and orphans, I bet they are widows and orphans because they killed their husbands and parents.

Hell, an orphaned widow came to my house and shot my dad. True story, she came in yelled Admiral Akbar, and shot him dead. True story, trust me bro.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

You guys are just 2047 dead American protesters away from getting a strongly worded letter, so you better stop it...or else...oh, by the way, since you used bullets to kill that American, we will send you some more. Wouldn't want you guys running out.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

They save those for high-profile athletes and celebrities lol

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I’ll tell you what: I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Lol that's how you know it's bots

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

These damn bots are out of control lol

"I've met Putin, what a guy, some say he's the second-best guy. I don't know, what I do know is I am the best guy. People say Mr. President you're the best guy, no guys better just the best of the best they say. I told Poots, that's what I call him Poots it's like a pet name, he calls me cyka, which means friend in Russian because we are best friends some say the only true friends because we are such good friends. Anyway, he gets a bad rap poots, he just wants to stop the nazis and help Russians stuck in Ukraine by the criminal Biden crime family. Crooked Hillary won't let Russia grow, they need to grow. Nazis, Hillarys, maybe even a few Obamas that's Ukraine. Obama is trying to stop Russia, I said you can't do that, they can't do that. Let's help Poots stop the crooked Clintons and bring back Taco Tuesdays, you remember Taco Tuesdays? On Tuesdays, before Obama outlawed it we used to have tacos. I had big Macs because I am not Mexican, not a fan of beans. Putin says nazis took his beans to Ukraine, I don't know...maybe, some say it's true. Smart people say it, they say Mr. President we need to leave Ukraine and let Russia have it so they can grow and stop Hillary from sending Hunter over there to steal their beans." - Donald Trump

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I did get better, thank you.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

My Tesala killed me, twice.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

It's a lot harder to lebensraum if the people that live there are still alive. Hopefully, they can devise some sort of camp to house all those "subhuman animals" and the settlers can move in and make the area livable again.

I fucking hate this timeline.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Is it 1999 all over again?

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Right so, FSB instigated and facilitated IS to attack theater in Moscow in a Hail Mary to drum up support for Ukraine War escalation. Gotcha...well it worked in 1999 so why not lol

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You are no longer in need of aid if you are dead.

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