SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 44 minutes ago

You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.

"Oh don't worry. That's for after." wiggles eyebrows

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

It’s the eternal pointless chase for a meaning that was never there and never will.

So.... Life.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Having done exactly 0 research, I going to assume it's one of those "DO NOT PRESS OKAY UNLESS YOU ARE EXPERIENCED AND KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING" and someone went "pffft I know what I'm doing. click now what does this option do..."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, my knife cost me $40 in steel, wood, brass, and sanding belts because I make my OWN knives for my cooking.

You know, I think I might just have two hobbies and one saved me money on the other....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 3 days ago

In my experience most adults can boil pasta.

... And boil it.... And boil it..... And DEAR GOD TAKE IT OFF THE STOVE AND DRAIN IT BEFORE IT BECOMES MUSH!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"throwing together a quick meal" should have it's own word.

"cooking" to me implies you're working on something worth the time it takes, something you want to put effort into.

But when I just got home, nothing is easy to make and I have to throw something quick together, it doesn't feel like really cooking to me. Like im half assing it, it should have a half-assed name.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The difference between "cooking" and "hobby cooking" :

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 3 days ago

I'm thinking of River Tam, from Firefly.

Whether she can or can't do that is still debatable, but she did tell Jayne she could. And she can read minds, so it's not entirely out of the question...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 3 days ago

Brain fart! You are correct, I was thinking Celebrimbor forged the One Ring with Sauron.

Guess that just mean it's time to reread. Oh noooooooooo

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And she can kill you with her brain.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

It was forged by a being that was super old and didn't have any death on the horizon like mortals have, and had cruelty, malice, and a will to dominate all life poured into it ~~by another nearly-immortal being~~. It sat for two and a half thousand years doing diddly squat, passing out of all knowledge.

My point is, it's patient.

What's 500 years when compared with eternity?

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