Parzivus

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[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

An expanded remake of Pirates would go so hard, they really nailed the atmosphere but you've played basically the whole game in five hours. Hell, I bet an indie dev could make a bigger and better pirate game in the same style.

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

spoilers for ZeroRanger and Void Stranger
IMO it's not as egregious in Void Stranger since so much of the progression is knowledge based. Once you know how the game works, you can blast through a full run on like 30 minutes. I suppose the same is true for ZeroRanger. ~225 levels is too many, though.

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking about saying Void Stranger is too long, but I can't decide if I actually feel that way. Indie games doing weird and esoteric things is a big part of what makes them cool. If there wasn't anything annoying, it'd be boring. Idk, it's not an easy thing to articulate.
The snake puzzle is bullshit though

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

It's because they went comically over the top with it. Tyranny is listed as woke because it has women owning property

Darkest Dungeon? Woke. Absolver? Woke. A porn game with crossdressing? Wait why are they rating porn games

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago (8 children)

The woke detector shit is so funny because I can't find anyone who takes it seriously. Even the culture war people are making fun of it