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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you don’t like woke, why did you play them at all?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Media illiteracy self report: these treats I enjoyed had themes that I failed to identify at first glance, then a fellow chud illuminated them so now I hate them.

It's like if the shadow casters in Plato's allegory of the cave got tackled and the people trapped inside the cave learned that they're being suspended in an illusion of reality, but now the people in the cave are mad because the old shadows aren't convincing anymore and they want shinier shadows to keep them entertained.

[–] neo@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Adding every game ever made to the Woke Content Detector list so that these losers fuck off forever.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

"Inverse Shinigami Eyes isn't real, it can't hurt you."

Inverse Shinigami Eyes:

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The woke detector shit is so funny because I can't find anyone who takes it seriously. Even the culture war people are making fun of it

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

I hope this serves as a good time to reflect for the anti-woke crowd. They’re the disney adults of politics.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Even the culture war people are making fun of it

There's no fucking way lmao. A tool built for them and they hate it?

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

the mistake there is that the culture war is politics and politics is about falling in line. grifters are always on the lookout to see wether a) a given piece of media is popular (and therefore not woke); or b) if every other grifter agrees its woke (and it's not that popular). if you're out here calling everything under the sun woke, you become a joke that doesn't know where the wind blows.

in other words. only a true believer would call a jk rowling game woke.

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

It's because they went comically over the top with it. Tyranny is listed as woke because it has women owning property

Darkest Dungeon? Woke. Absolver? Woke. A porn game with crossdressing? Wait why are they rating porn games

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Complaining about female combatants in a video game is so funny. Shit’s been around since the dawn of video games.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Unless they only have thigh, butt, and breast based attacks, it's woke

[–] Des@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

i don't play porn games but check out the description for demon roots:

After the Demon Lord's defeat, the remaining demons fled to the Dark Realm. A thousand years later, on the verge of extinction, demonkind decides to invade the human world again in one final struggle for survival. However, the world they return to after years in the darkness isn't the same as it once was.

Humans have turned against their fellow man. Downtrodden and defeated, the poor find an unlikely ally: the same demons who terrorized humanity a thousand years ago. Together with the demons, they fight against the world's victors, the ones who hold all the power, to gain their freedom and create a world they can call home.

queer demons helping to launch a communist revolution?? did someone make a game for me?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Holy shit, Tyranny is woke because men own ships???

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Retvrn to Mario Teaches Typing