MrCrankyBastard

joined 1 year ago
[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Because some medical experts deem it a valid and valued preventative remedy for severe phimosis. While I don't concur, my grandfather developed a case late in life that necessitated surgical remediation.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I definitely feel you on this one. I pretty mucj took my vocal chords and fucked off when BaconReader was killed off, but even before then my visits got drastically cut back when the ability to kill the app nag was removed from web interface in monile browsers. That's what put me onto BaconReader in the first place.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

There's a lot, most of which I make anyway for sake of cost/volume ratios, but in no particular order...

Tomato paste (love to use, can't be arsed to make my own), sriracha (like it but don't use enough for the amount I make), waffles (don't crave them nearly as much as I used to), scotch eggs (love 'em, hate making 'em), pickled asparagus (which really sucks because they're so good), lotus root chips (maybe if I had a fry daddy, air fried just doesn't do it), chicarrones (lots off local places make 'em fresh and cheap), horchata (same), meat pies (there's a local Brit shop that sells 'em), falafel (lots of local vendors), jalebi (way too much work)...

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A friend's brother died. It was literally out of nowhere. And said friend is stick home with Covid - which isn't what did him in, but still. Massive suckage.

Plus it didn't even feel like Christmas this year. Visited family, but...I dunno. It just wasn't, this year.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Used tp use it tp voice porn (gonewildaudo).

Obviously, spez fucked that up.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Good. fuck'em.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

https://m.soundcloud.com/pine-jr/king-ramses-song-man-in-gauze

Mainly because I named my phone The Slab. It's a Note 10+, and I did the whole notification profile as different Courage screams.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Good. Fuck ElMu. ElMu sucks.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With its egalitarian nature, people could get a LiFE - because Lemmy is For Everyone.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Perhaps the real tea is the shitposts we made along the way.

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm a terrible person.

"Once upon a runtime things were RiF'd on a regular basis. But then things went bad. Really bad. A great migration ensued, and in federation a truth was found.

Reddit was fun. But Lemmy is for Everyone.

Mourn the Rif. Embrace LifE."

[–] MrCrankyBastard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It means little from some rando, but your grief is both real and valid. May it fuel a rekindled passion here, and make for a beacon that calls friends lost and seeking, and also burn away the sorrow.

And if that light helps burn the old hangout to the ground with the landlord inside? I'll gladly help with alibi.

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