HahahahahahahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
No, see, I owe them, because they decided, 36 years ago, to have another kid. And now the burden of love falls on my shoulders, after being kicked out at 17 for 'talking back'? Nah brah, I'm good.
They can both go fuck themselves entirely.
I like to not imagine them either!
I'm doing really well now despite it all. Got some great inlaws.