My USB cables exist in a quantum superposition where the orientation of the male end is only determined after I fail to plug it in on the first try.

Is it really climbing if you don't start at the planet's core?

Admit when I'm wrong.

Yeah it's essentially a cable tv episode of Compliance. Definitely dark Robin Williams. He's really good at it. I would also recommend One Hour Photo if you want to see the best creepy Robin Williams.

Best episode of Law and Order as well. Robin Williams was a fantastic actor.

I will never understand that stupid name change...

Really we just need more antiques roadshow.

This is the most depressing thread I've read in a while.

And it's never the people actually responsible for making the product shit. The only people that get hurt are the ones who did their best to fix issues created by the c suite.

I think the thing to target is the clear collusion going on between companies in ostensibly unrelated industries to pressure a government into reversing a penalty on one of them.

Specifically because they are controlled by the same asshat. This is the same exact type of shit he does with stock manipulation and why he was eventually forced to buy Twitter. All his wealth has been generated by cheating and exploitation. I hope Brazil drops the hammer.

There's brain fluid in my tum tum?

This is mine too. Half the time my brain records bits and pieces when I'm asleep and I wake up knowing a few facts about how street lamps work or some shit.