Matthew_Gasoline

joined 1 year ago

"A fool and their money will soon be parted."

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Chicken arise!...... Arise chicken....Chicken arise!"

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Next time you're eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.

Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.

The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just don't put anything on the dashboard.

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I read this in Meatwad's voice lol

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Senior year of Highschool, I put Unreal Tournament on the school server. If it were me, I'd recreate that experience, including our teacher looking around the class. That was almost 20 years ago, I hope everyone is doing alright.

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (12 children)

Do you guys not have to pay for cable in order to get internet? Must be nice...