I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

Seriously. USS Make Shit Up here we come!

WERNSTROM!!!

Barnyard Commandos!! I had so many of those toys when I was a kid

And they took Barney's name off!

I would also like to thank you for that

Might as well, I've only eaten at two Roadhouses, but they were damn good for a chain steakhouse

When did I say anything about who wrote the lyrics?

For what it's worth, Trent Reznor likes Johnny's version better

Just watched that one last night!

Very carefully