Begin the corporate wars have

Oops! All Porn!

For the memory of a lifetime. REKALL REKALL REKALL

:3

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" - Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard

The most Scottish of all ailments!

I prefer my bussy to be analogue, thank you very much!

Romanes eunt domus

No. Because he was betrayed... by the Calzone!

As a BLAHAJ lover, I am offended by the treatment of the cute shonk! #notafootstool

Try looking for Mould King or Cada - those are usually the ones that are considered to deliver great quality for a reasonable price.

It should be mentioned that both companies are gearing their products much more towards an older audience - so they aren’t really an alternative when talking about kids playsets.

Well, in software terms, an alpha version is the barely existing framework on which one builds until it eventually becomes a finished program.

So, with that in mind, I'd call them very Alpha - barely removed from monkeys, hardly able to even walk upright shells of humans.

But, if they keep learning, maybe they'll become actual humans someday. Even though they don't exactly look like they'll make it there anytime soon.