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[-] OmegaMouse@feddit.uk 83 points 1 year ago

Imagine putting Alpha Male in your profile

[-] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 year ago

Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

Personally i'm an early access male

[-] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

i'm the proof of concept MVP (minimum viable person)

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

new term for when kids reach an age where they won't immediately die if left alone

[-] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I'm an invite-only access male. 😆

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

While being visibly under 5'6"

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 42 points 1 year ago

Oppenheimer, the bio pic about the scientist who rejected their own creation and associated happily with communists, and showed the actions of various people to specifically target someone for that? That non woke Oppenheimer?

[-] Rilichu@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

I love you can tell by their faces, "his boys" look so tired and disinterested in his shit lol

[-] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 24 points 1 year ago

Big boom good, nuke j*ps, pearl harbor crack, murica, durka durr

am i doing it right

[-] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Wait till they find out that's not what the movie was about.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago

"We would like to officially declare that we are, and shall remain, completely unfuckable."

[-] daellat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Also them: fuck cancel culture

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Who is the potato in the grey jacket?

[-] xxxSexMan69xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

Nick Adams, self-proclaimed "alpha male"

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Dude has alpha’d his way through some cheeseburgers since taking his profile photo.

[-] Koppensneller@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Why is he wearing a mini-dress that looks like a men's jacket?

[-] polle@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

He looks like scully in the 90ies

[-] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

Explain to me how any of these dorks are "alpha males."

[-] KraeuterRoy@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, in software terms, an alpha version is the barely existing framework on which one builds until it eventually becomes a finished program.

So, with that in mind, I'd call them very Alpha - barely removed from monkeys, hardly able to even walk upright shells of humans.

But, if they keep learning, maybe they'll become actual humans someday. Even though they don't exactly look like they'll make it there anytime soon.

[-] noctisatrae@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

I really like this comment. I have nothing else to add :) but congrats had a good laugh.

[-] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

An alpha male is an underdeveloped male who wears his dad's blazer.

[-] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Seriously, I've seen these guys even back when I was in college. Loud, obnoxious, opinionated, and with poor fashion sense.
I guess all the other guys in the photo are the betas? There can only be one alpha, or so our poorly-researched understanding of pack animals goes.

[-] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Such guys are commonplace in every college. They act very silly, are ignorant and annoying creatures overall. The 'beta' guys are just paid by the 'alpha' guy to stand by him. He becomes a stranger to them the moment his dad stops giving him any money. Then the betas go in search of a new alpha whose dad lends him both pocket-money and an old blazer.

[-] ox0r@jlai.lu 13 points 1 year ago

What a bunch of losers lol

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!

[-] Skua@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago
[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

At this point, this is kbin’s signature “feature”.

Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.

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[-] TheDankHold@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Lmao me too I was so confused about what people were talking about

[-] ninjakitty7@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.

[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

The movie theater wins either way.

[-] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's pretty impressive how they've managed to go through the Ken Mojo Dojo Casa House arc without even seeing the movie.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oh, I didn't know I had to be AlPhA to not see the barbie movie, I was just sitting here not watching it because I'm not the intended audience.

My daughter and my wife did go to see it, my daughter liked it, wife was indifferent. And that's OK, not every movie needs to cater to every person.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

You might be more in the target than you imagine. I learned an awful lot about the douche I was in my 20s from this movie.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I had to figure out what a douche I was on my own.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I thought I had done that as well. Turns out I'd missed a couple spots.

[-] ichmagrum@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

I hear it's a pretty damn smart and funny movie. I'd watch it if I was into movies, even though I'm definitely not part of the stereotypical Barbie movie target audience, either.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I usually can't sit still long enough for a movie, either.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Where's the alpha?

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