Helvetica

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[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

They didn't think they would happen to them.

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I feel like I should start wearing a mask again in stores and other crowds, because this administration is going to kill me if I wait for the experts.

ps There are no experts anymore just these anti vaccine loony fuckshits.

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So he's giving the other countries a 90 day reprieve to seek other trading partners? Ones that aren't dictated by a toddler who thinks random mood swings are the basis of a sensible foreign trade policy? Smart move, trump.

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago

Oh they do, but usually not by choice.

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Because that island exports 1000 dollars worth of timber (or whatever) to America, but only imports 300 dollars worth of paint (or whatever) from America. Trumps child like brain sees that as them taking advantage of poor old America. The numbers must be equal or better for America or they are being cheated. Even though America needs more wood and the isle folk don't need any more art supplies. He's an idiot.

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

Ron's oldest kid is almost 10. They're going to lead by example and get a job in the factory, right?

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 64 points 4 weeks ago

Oh no, the locals don't want to host the people who are trying to destroy their sovereignty and make them a vassal state because a dementia case wants to copy his idol Putin and do a territorial expansion. How dare they complain, I guess?

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

The problem wasn't that barrels were perishable, the problem was that they (mostly) didn't exist.

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago (3 children)

While I find the human shield arguments compelling, I figured he was just trying to virtue signal to the Republicans that he's a good, old fashioned family man just like them. "Republicans love kids and family, right, so if I show off my kid at all times they'll love me too, right? Please? Anyone? Please, love me."

He's too stupid to realize the right wing love of family is performative and they don't actually give a shit about kids.