HappySkullsplitter

Trump warns that he's going to tank the US economy On Saturday

I like to piss in that guy's gas tank

Where does he come up with this shit?

Seriously, that takes a seriously fucked up brain to seriously consider and then say out loud.

It just sounds weird

Still technically correct, but weird.

Reminds me of how foreign spies were caught during the cold war because they couldn't pronounce certain words or formulate sentences with words in a customary order

I've only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized

Next up: Trump declares Greenland a terrorist organization

I drink brass monkey and I rock well

It's only the Gulf of America in the United States lol

It can also mean ass shit ass piss

It's just a bottomless pit of stupidity

These shirts work to self-identify as such

That's where they keep Lenin's real body