Since corporations are people, surely we can jail the CEO and board and prevent them from doing any business for 24 months?

How else can I tell you what kind of leather it is and infodump the complete history of the wallet in human civilization on you?

sky crimes!

The genocide is helping Hamas keep power.

The people can’t throw these monkeys off their back, and all they want is eternal war because they’re millenarians who think they’re ordained by god to win in the end.

Israel is beyond delusional to think they can eliminate every single one of them. It’s beside the point anyway since Benny uses Hamas to stay in power, too.

combine the fact that pro-Russia events are popping up around the world with the likelihood that Russia had a hand in equipping Hamas to attack Israel and the end of US support for Ukraine…

Sure look like a criminal-fascist dictator about to be our new daddy.

B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.

#trickledown

Feels prescient, at the moment

Nah, it’s not personal, it’s just a monopoly.

They do it because they killed all the mom and pop stores.

You mean setting later each day?

It’s getting lighter in the evenings already!

(Leaves chat)

Galileo has entered the chat.

I once read this amazing short story where the human race was dying out because men had discovered a way to make their penises enormous. Like, carry-it-in-a-wheelbarrow massive.