[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, "six feet under."

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago

Explanation:

spoilerThere is no effin' way

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it's just the opposite.

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 31 points 3 months ago

"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 28 points 6 months ago

Who's Steve Jobs?

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[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

He couldn't put the book down.

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 17 points 10 months ago
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