What are quoted strings?

If you're going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

That's cool. More boob for me then.

"Like it is now...only shorter."

"Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto."

Yeah, the IDF.

"It's 9 a.m., and I don't feel like drinking, but..."

What was the scenario (if you don't mind saying)?

Maybe if you're on a boat, it'll feel like Mexico City.

Sometimes, when I think about it, I just start blubbering.

I hit a minke whale in my pickup while driving home one night, just north of Belle Fourche, South Dakota. Son of a bitch breached over a guardrail and flopped down right in front of me before I'd even had a chance to hit the brakes. Hit him square in the blow hole and mangled the whole front end of the truck. The fishy bastard just dusted himself off and fucked off into the night, making them wierd ass whale noises at me the whole time. Ever since that night, I take the long way home.