"in 50yrs, who will care?"

once. but it was so obviously a biased poll, in that they were asking very leading questions like "do you believe candidate X wants to destroy America and that candidate Y will protect the country?"... along those lines.

My sarcasm kicked in immediately and while it was 100% obvious what answer they wanted, I just gave them the exact opposite. The person calling was getting very frustrated and would even ask me follow ups like "really? you want candidate X to destroy the country?".

I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

no sir, i come to you with tears in my eyes , they were saying "boo-urns"

"Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like."

circumcision is in the Bible, gender reassignment surgery is not. That's where they're going to hang their hats... on the invisible sky ghost.

Top Center... is that Jrrr, of Omicron Persei 8 !?!

just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning.... and then he gets mad