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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe the pee is not waste, but spontaneously created to God's will. " I want to pee, sure would be nice if I had a penis right now" - a diety that does not plan ahead, probably.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Why should every part of God need a purpose? What does efficiency mean in the face of unlimited power (palpatine.jpeg), or simplicity in the face of omniscience? Why does God have a penis? Cause he wanted one I guess. They are nice for peeing too.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Visiting my folks in another state, sleeping on couch currently and loving it, hah

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this what the furries see... Yiff 🙃

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

That's not what my orb said...

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Thought these were sand benders from Avatar, ha

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The future if text documents were Json:

City_pic.png.xml

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (8 children)

A word document is xml

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How are you people running cuda kernels?

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oof you're right!

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Stupid sexy succulents...

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