Last words on the cross:
"Well...so much for nepotism!"
Cobain's, too.
AnonWyo
joined 1 year ago
The sound they make when you're nailing them.
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...
When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"
Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.
522
Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat
Jesus gets the bill
"Why..."
Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose
"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.
TAKE OFF, EH!
Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.
I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.
"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"
They have cars in the Middle East?
Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.
Blessed are the cheesemakers?
AMEN!
William Shatner, is that you?
It's why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it's the only culture some of my hick kin have.
It's really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my...ahem flirtations. In person? It's a crapshoot.
That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I'm old fashioned like that.
This genuinely made me snicker.
What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?
Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.