AnonWyo

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I'll just leave this here... (startrek.website)
 
Uncle Dad voted for him right before he went to get the meth from Aunt Grandma! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website -4 points 5 months ago

S Tier, sir!

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Jesus rockin' some Judean Boogar Sugar (startrek.website)
 
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This is why men don't do foreplay. (startrek.website)
 
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Makes it a lot easier to pull off the Stranger. (startrek.website)
 
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Glad I was too dumb to finish college... (startrek.website)
 
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But at least I'm funny... (startrek.website)
 

cries in the shower

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This is why Driver's Ed is important. (startrek.website)
 
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Plate me up before you go-go... (startrek.website)
 
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On special today - Weiner Snipple (startrek.website)
 
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I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean. (startrek.website)
 
You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Do what you love in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Strawberry Kwik, man...

Do what you love in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, I've been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.

He's too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.

Do they still make these posters? in c/facepalm@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

Dunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.

Like, I had to put in my profile "No tweakers. You aren't hiding it, and I'll be able to tell."

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His favorite non-EDM band is My Chemical Romance (startrek.website)
 
His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

Always glad to be of service.

Something's fishy about religion... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn't you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

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His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar (startrek.website)
 
Valentine's Day is Wednesday. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

I got my date at the family reunion... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me?

If you can't get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Save big money at My Nards!

If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

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