S Tier, sir!

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Strawberry Kwik, man...

Don't worry, I've been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.

He's too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.

Dunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.

Like, I had to put in my profile "No tweakers. You aren't hiding it, and I'll be able to tell."

Always glad to be of service.

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn't you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Excuse me?

If you can't get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

Save big money at My Nards!

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.