The timeline didn't split until the Narada showed up. So, if it's before that moment, it is still the original timeline.

Especially if it's a cock ring

Security risk is the bigger concern IMHO. These devices are often a security weak point for networks. Putting them on their own wifi network and then isolating that network is critical.

It would be nice to see the NX-01 in there

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Be sure to drink your ovaltine

Deep cut! I first heard of and saw that show in college. It's great!

You are correct. But what Austin Powers was referencing was this scene from The Prisoner. Top notch 60's TV!

Do the police compare DNA to genealogy databases? The odds the person used one is low, but maybe a family member?

I am also waiting to see what comes of the difference in memory sizes between Cleon I and the clones. What is being edited out of their memories? Is Demerzel the caretaker of this (assuming this was Cleon I's design). Or, is Demerzel playing the long game. I suspect she may be behind the genetic tainting of the line and perhaps even the assassination attempt.

Tellem and the Emporer are not dissimilar when it comes to the ruthless way they are enacting their vision. This is reflected in the hand gesture that Tellem Bond uses to incapacitate Salvor (not sure it actually killed her). Almost identical to how Empire gives the command to execute someone.

For those wondering about nuclear options, Wired did a nice write up recently.